dramalama

ussmckirk:

Steve Rogers is my fitness role model.

In other words, I too want to be injected with a magical serum that’ll give me the perfect body in mere seconds without my having to do any exercise whatsoever.

sadspaghetti:

when you think you’ve screwed something up but it all turns out ok in the end

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minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

bagmilk:

why do people say “yassssssssssssssssssss”

it’s fucking “yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssss” you’re not a fucking snake

I’m always soft for you, that’s the problem. You could come knocking on my door five years from now and I would open my arms wider and say ‘come here, it’s been too long, it felt like home with you.’ Azra.T “My Heart is Full of Open Windows.” (via 5000letters)
  • waking up: haha fuck